Thursday, December 22, 2016

Tour 2016 Top Ten

Top 10 Things On Which You Become An Expert While On Tour (Especially If You're In A Different City Each Day)

10. Getting lost in your hotel looking for your room.
9. Remembering the city in which the show is currently playing.
8. Forgetting what city you were in 2 days ago.
7. Packing your entire life into one giant suitcase.
6. Your one giant suitcase containing your entire life being JUST under 50 pounds!
5. Seeking out the unhealthiest food in every city.
4. Judging every bus driver's driving/life skills so harshly that if they knew what you were thinking/saying, they'd probably cry until they die.
3. Making that shirt or those pants last an extra week before you HAVE to do laundry.
2. Deciding what to eat (or not eat) at the truck stop.
1. Quickly bonding with other actors you will cherish your whole life even though you may never see them again.

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